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copyright © LOUIE FLECK 1/31/98 (revised) |
Hello human, I'm really
happy you've arrived
I don't know how much longer I could have survived
I'm so hungry now, I could eat a cow,
Do you think it would be possible to have some
dinner?
Open up a tin, and I'll eat it all within
a moment of the moment that it lands inside the bowl
My dear human, I see you've opened all the mail
Remember there's a body that is connected to this tail
Even for a cat, the day's as hard as it is long
And this kitty needs a bowl full so this kitty can grow and be
strong
I've been a good companion, let me rub against your leg
Why waste precious time and make your itty bitty have
to beg?
You know, I didn't want to be here, never asked to be your pet
But, when it comes to dinner why must you always forget?
Listen here, human, though you may be my only pal
If I don't get a bowl full, then I may have to yowl
Waking all the neighbors up next door
And they'll hate you even more than I do
There are so many ways I could get your goat for sure
Like leave a special present for you in a pile upon the floor
I could be nice to all the mice, always give you dirty looks
Chew up your socks & sweaters, scratch your records & your
books
You fin'ly rise, my name
you call, You shake a box and pebbles fall,
But on this perch from where I sit, I've got to say what is this shit?...
What is this shit, what is this shit? You say you love your itty bit
What is this shit, what is this shit?
Look here you fat human,
I see the Hägen Daaz and Hershey bars you've been consumin',
I do not think you're being fair, when will you learn, when will you share?
There goes a lamp and then a chair,
What will it take to make you care to see that I am justly fed?
I'll eat those fucking Friskies, then I'll throw up on your bed,
Your bed, your bed.