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copyright © LOUIE FLECK 1/27/96 |
Doesn't it make a pretty little picture?
A bunch of perverts and her alone
Now all we need is a man with a camera...
To call ëem up later on the blackmail phone.
Off on a side road, far from the main drag
We'd be closed in a minute if they only knew
Keep your hands to yourself or we'll cart you away
And you'll never get to see what the world has come (down)
to.
Without American dollars, you might as well leave
Use that door that you came through, if you want romance
Maybe someone somewhere's got a hidden agenda
But, everybody's here to see the donkey dance.
I've been working this dump for a long time
Every stinkin' word (that) you heard is true
If you can't take the worm, don't drink from the bottle
Sure, I could get a shot of crystal meth for you.
You don't need to look far, if you're looking for trouble
Yes she always seems to pack an extra Jack or an Ace
Maybe this girl doesn't play with a full deck
Have you ever seen such an innocent face?
Without American dollars, you might as well leave
Use that door that you came through, if you want romance
Maybe someone somewhere's got a hidden agenda
But, everybody's here to see the donkey dance.
The windows in this room have been painted black
If the sun ever shines again, we'll never know
One day she'll be found on the floor of the bathroom
But for now, have a seat, let's get on with the show.
With travelers checks and credit cards, you might as well leave
A guy like you doesn't stand a chance
Happy hour in the hotel lounge might be kinda nice
But, everybody's here to see the donkey dance.
Without American dollars, you might as well leave
Use that door that you came through, if you want romance
Maybe someone somewhere's got a hidden agenda
But, everybody's here to see the donkey dance.
Dance little donkey Do you know how to samba?
Dance little donkey Do you know how to conga?